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miocanada:

For those of your having trouble with our Paint by Numbers post. Here it is in .gif form. 

fartgallery:

miocanada:

For those of your having trouble with our Paint by Numbers post. Here it is in .gif form. 

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

420core:

good

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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He left a cum stain on my heart
8 Word Story (via toyota)